 
Currently Listening To: Yiruma's Kiss the Rain--> *Yiruma Piano Museum & Yiruma Poemusic* lollygagger: 'a lazy person who wanders around aimlessly' have u ever slept in late...wandered around...did a lil bit of this and a lil bit of that...just to realize that its already time to start another day? then u decide to think about what was accomplished for the day to recognize that you've once again wasted the time away thinking about nothing...which was exactly what had been accomplished. i've been a lollygagger whore today. interesting word...found it in the 'Dictionary of Playground Slang'  . that's when we all know americans have way too much time on their hands when people start to alphabeticalize slang (note: they have subcategorized it into 'playground slang' in this volume) and when our world revolves around the breakup of britney & 'kfed' (aka 'federation'..what a loser) and the marriage of 'tomkat'. here are some interesting ones drawn from this 'dictionary': aggots= it boils down to the definition of nuts. as in "timmy got kicked in the aggots." bacon bunch= cops. this proves they eat more than just donuts. camp site= gathering for gay crowds. i never knew that...i always thought ppl meant camping when they went camping...hmmm... danger wank= flashback to american pie. a 'thrill seeking masterbation while your mom is walking upstairs to ur bedroom after you have called her. objective? to come before she opens the door and catches u' . kids these days. ernie= 'a general insult to do with just how bad a name ernie was considered to be at the time. taken to mean idiot.' ouch...now we know face like a leper licking piss off a thistle= literally means pug-ugly. 'description of a person with a face that should be kept off the streets during daylight hrs'. im starting to get the impression that this dictionary is british...hmmm gas pedal= 'when 2 people are fighting (usually girls) and one is down on the ground on their back, and the other person pulls their legs up in the air and kicks them in between the legs'. cat fights not in anymore. heave a havana= 'used to describe the feeling when u r really bursting for a crap. that or u've just had an almighty crap.' i wonder what the definition of almighty crap is... . let it rip. illywhacker= someone untrustworthy. so the next time someone lies to u...u tell them off...'u illywhacker!' jigaboo= 'friendly greeting between friends.' i wouldn't wanna have a jigaboo with any of my friends! kate spade= 'good long love. means the guy promised to stay.' heh? i thought it was a handbag. lard arse= 'grossly overweight person.' this one finally makes sense. main squeeze= 'indicates that a person is a particular favoured partner.' translation: ur boi/gurl's ur main squeeze. how sweet lol neek= a convienient combination of a nerd and a geek. chillaxing. onion booty= 'refers to the booty which a male finds so intensely attractive tears of joy form in his eyes.' wft!? pangalang= another word to add to alll those that refer to guy's 'precious'. ring-sting= 'the results of excreting stools heavily impregnated with chilli or last night's curry.' haha  s.n.a.g.= 'sensitive new age guy'. men in touch with their feminine side. gentleman. i love acronyms! talking to god on the big white telephone= from the position of leaning over a toilet bowl (i.e. telephone) and screaming 'o god'. vomiting into a toilet. lol x-men= used to be men..but now ex men...hmm...i wonder what that means huh? you go girl= 'phrase of encouragement, used alone.' haha...note: use alone..lol za= 'lets call Dominos and order some za's?' god, we're lazy. critic? this dictionary of 'playground' slang is not exactly for the playground....this is what the media and society today is doing to influence the adults of tommorrow. what happened to 'kids say the darnest thing'? now, it literally is the case...kids DO say the darnest things. | 
